Ravens Cut Other 52 Players To Fit Joe Flacco’s New Contract Under Salary Cap
Three days after signing Joe Flacco to a historic six-year, $120 million dollar contract that made him the highest paid quarterback in NFL history, the Baltimore Ravens cut the other fifty-two players...
View ArticleREPORT: Ray Rice’s Struggles Due To Being Drafted By Pathetic Loser In...
PALATINE, IL – If Hayden Allenberg could say one thing to Baltimore Ravens RB Ray Rice it would be a simple, “I’m sorry.” Allenberg, a local telemarketer and fantasy football enthusiast, is...
View ArticleLawyer Accuses NFL Of Having Secret Tape Showing Ray Rice Rushing For First Down
NEW YORK – Manhattan based lawyer Christopher DeSilva filed an official complaint with the state’s criminal court system against both Roger Goodell and the National Football league today, alleging that...
View Article49ers Ray McDonald Sure Glad No Secret Footage Exists Of That Time He Punched...
SANTA CLARA, CA – In the wake of the sudden release of Ravens RB Ray Rice, whose shockingly violent domestic assault on his then-fiancée was captured in February via a security camera in an Atlantic...
View ArticleRay Rice Suspended Indefinitely From Local Man’s Fantasy Football Team
PALATINE, IL – Embattled former Ravens RB Ray Rice suffered yet another blow to his reputation today when Hayden Allenberg, owner of the Bearly Legal fantasy football team, announced that he was not...
View ArticleRoger Goodell Suspended Indefinitely From Bedroom By Wife
BRONXVILLE, NY – In yet another wave of fallout from the Ray Rice scandal which continues to swirl over the American sports landscape, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has been indefinitely suspended...
View ArticleFans Nationwide Wondering If NFL Players COULD STOP ACTING LIKE VIOLENT...
AMERICA – Fans of the National Football League, who just two weeks ago were eagerly awaiting a new season’s worth of exciting gridiron action, have instead endured a recent barrage of depressing news...
View ArticleBREAKING NEWS: “Adrian Peterson Can Rejoin Vikings For The Playoffs,”...
MANHATTAN – Responding to pressure from lawyers for the 29-year old RB, Roger Goodell today announced that embattled Vikings superstar Adrian Peterson will be eligible to rejoin his Minnesota...
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